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On a dark desert Eastlink, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of Springvale, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night

There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
“This could be Hawthorn or this could be Kew”
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say…

Welcome to Hotel Eastlink
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at Hotel Eastlink
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here

Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Holden Cruze bends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up the Cotchin,
“Please bring me my wine”
He said, “We haven’t had that spirit here since nineteen sixty seven”
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say…

Welcome to Hotel Eastlink
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They livin’ it up at Hotel Eastlink
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said “We are all just prisoners here, of our own device”
And in the master’s chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can’t kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
“Relax, ” said the night man,
“We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,

But you can never leave!

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Yes, a bit of fun with Hotel California by The Eagles

Guests may stay at HOTEL Eastlink by checking in on Good Friday every year

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About HOTEL

HOTEL is a large scale model of a high rise hotel. It will sit alongside EastLink in an open field. HOTEL is effectively a giant folly.

Motorists will view it from the car as an actual hotel and perhaps over time as a strangely de-scaled prop that has escaped the theme park or film set.

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